Tuesday, March 27, 2007

"You ignorant, White Trash...."

I've never seen this show, but this clip is pretty fuuny:

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

New forum...

Enter below to discuss "the thing":

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Saturday, March 17, 2007

St. Patrick's Day


The only day that you can be hung over by lunchtime without someone telling you that you have a "problem."

Monday, March 12, 2007

How to be popular

I'm continually amazed at the ingeniousness and creativity of my fellow man. Today my friend Mike pointed me in the direction of a cool website, The Popularity Dialer. I had been having a relatively bland day and decided that perhaps a little affirmation was in order, so I asked the dialer to send me an "affirmation call." The results were stunning... within moments I was holding my head high, humming a little tune, and strutting like J.J. Walker.

The basic idea of the Popularity Dialer, according to their site, is to allow you to schedule calls to yourself at an opportune time... on a date, during a meeting you want to skip out of, etc. I quickly sent a friend an "Affirmation call" and then scheduled a call for my daughter and my wife for later tonight... check it out.

Friday, March 09, 2007

WTF?

I'm sitting here reading this news article, and all I can do is imagine the look on these two guys' faces when it suddenly dawned on them that arm number four was going to be much tougher going than arms one through three...

Men survive gruesome suicide attempt
Published on: 03/09/07

Two Atlanta men survived an attempt to kill themselves Friday by cutting off their arms with a circular saw, according to Atlanta Police Major Lane Hagin.

The men managed to sever three of their arms about six inches above the wrist, he said.

The two men — ages 40 and 41 — left a suicide note with the manager of their Atlanta apartment building saying they were committing suicide because their business had failed and they were recently diagnosed with HIV, Hagin said.

After reading the note, the manager called police who found the two men in their apartment with "a lot of blood," the major said.

Their names were not released. Police spokesman Steve Coleman said both were in stable condition at Grady Memorial Hospital late Friday and will undergo psychiatric evaluation.

No charges will be filed in the incident, police said.
— Rhonda Cook, Atlanta Journal-Constitution

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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

It's almost that time of year...

Friday, March 02, 2007

Kelli Pickler's Boobs !!

Sorry, I just wanted to drive my search engine hits up a little bit, and apparently the Kelli "Fake or Real" debate is all the rage again this week.

Where can I text my vote on the status of Kelli Pickler's breasts? <--- Click there to see them!