Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Goodbye to (Another) Loudmouth Feminist

Oh, Darn! Rosie couldn't come to terms on her contract and she'll be off that stupid show, The View. Realistically, I know we haven't heard the last of this wench... the craziest ones never completely go away.

I must admit to some mixed feelings on this one. One the one hand, as soon as Rosie started spouting her 9-11 conspiracy BS all over the TV, it helped to shed a little light on the wackos on the left and what they are all really about. Sometimes I think it's best just to let these nutbags ramble on: they always end up hanging themselves in the end. Rush (The fat Republican, not Geddy Lee's band) once said that we should never get rid of all the liberals, we need to keep a few around to remind us of just how dangerous they really are... Rosie is one of those.

On the other hand: I've also recently become keenly aware of the dangers of keeping a fat, worthless, loudmouth slug around any longer than completely necessary. Even the dumbest loudmouth can influence people who are too weak to stand up for themselves. Getting rid of the rotten eggs is always best for the other eleven eggs in the carton.

See ya, Rosie!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Tiny Bubbles and Bushy Ho's

It seems that the week will be a week dominated by Hoes. Or Ho's, as the case may be. Sadly, just as we were learning that the moron Imus had been slain by "nappy headed hoes", it appears that a non-nappy headed Ho, Don Ho, has been slain by heart disease.

Bye, bye, Don... you bushy headed Ho!

Friday, April 13, 2007

Need a GOOD lawyer?

For some, this might be a step up...

Sunday, April 08, 2007

You people are SICK!

OK people... as of today, the logs show that 81.82% of the search terms that have lead you here contain some form of the words "Kelli Pickler" and "Boobs" or "Breasts" and a disturbing number include the terms "naked" or "nude" (and one poor moron who typed "nekkid") along with the search...

Guess what, loosers? None of you will ever get to see Kelli Pickler's nekkid boobies. Get off the Internet and find yourself a real girl. Trust me on this, girls are better in the flesh than they are online.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

DDN Article

It's amazing what passes for news these days, isn't it? Particularly in a cruddy little paper like the Dayton Daily News (which, incidentally, I was wise enough to cancel my subscription to almost nine years ago.)

As I'm reading this article, all I can think is "Who cares?" Who the hell cares what a bunch of sophomoric whiners have to say on the issue? It's people like you little twits that the law is trying to protect normal people from.

Anyway, here's the journalistic idiocy I'm writing about.