Sunday, November 22, 2009


I'm a huge believer in karma, or balance, or yin and yang, or whatever you want to call it. Hanging in front of me is a little note that says, "3,535." Few people know what it means to me, but here's the short version:

Once upon a time someone did something evil. I smiled and thought to myself, "He'll get his." Exactly 3,535 days later, Karma came along and bitch slapped him. Every time I'm dealing with a difficult person or situation, I just remember that it might take 3,535 days ... but it will get better.

Also, every time I do something screwed up or mean, I'm reminded that just when I least expect it, 3,535 days later, karma might make me zip my scrotum up in my jeans. Karma's funny that way.

Be a good person. You don't want karma to zip your nuts.


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