Wednesday, November 18, 2009


I can't ski. Snow nor water, I simply can't do it. I've tried both several times, and failed miserably (and quite painfully) every time. I think perhaps it's a genetic defficiency of some sort, although my little brother can snow ski. I'm really not sure why this even made my list, but it has.

The last time I tried to snow ski, I could barely walk for days. I think I resembled a newborn baby deer ... On skis. Not that I've seen a newborn baby deer on skis, but I imagine it would be quite uncoordinated.

The last time I tried to water ski, I had a lake-water enema that I'm pretty sure shot water out my ears.


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